Fly on the wall...

Overheard in the women's restroom on the 4th of July with about 6 other women in the restroom...

Little Boy: Momma, why you got hair down der?

Mom: Because I'm a grown up. Now stop looking down there.

Will I get hair down der too when I'm olda?

Yes, honey you will. Now stop.

Will I also lose my wee-wee like you did? I don' see one.

No, you're a boy so you keep your wee-wee. Seriously, stop. 


Clearly embarrassed after opening the stall door and realizing how many people there were listening to their conversation, they walked out without washing their hands.