Thursday, July 5, 2012

Fly on the wall...

Overheard in the women's restroom on the 4th of July with about 6 other women in the restroom...

Little Boy: Momma, why you got hair down der?

Mom: Because I'm a grown up. Now stop looking down there.

Will I get hair down der too when I'm olda?

Yes, honey you will. Now stop.

Will I also lose my wee-wee like you did? I don' see one.

No, you're a boy so you keep your wee-wee. Seriously, stop. 

Clearly embarrassed after opening the stall door and realizing how many people there were listening to their conversation, they walked out without washing their hands.


  1. Aw lol poor lady. Kids say the darndest things!

    1. I felt so bad, but laughed after she walked out!

  2. That's really funny!!! Def gave Kyle and I a good chuckle!

  3. Hahahahahahaha!!! That's great. This makes me think of something that Jill told me. Tom and Gabe were watching when she was changing Shelby, and Tom said to Gabe, "I think it's weird that her penis looks like a bum." Haha!

  4. OMGOSH!!!! I am at working laughing so hard right now.