What's in my 'purse'?

There have been thousands and thousands of bloggers who have done a 'What's in my purse?' post, and now I'm going to do one! {More recently I've seen it on The Traveling PhoBlogWriPher and Freeze Frame.}

The problem is, I don't usually use a purse...I use a Camelback! A small backpack is way more functional for me, and I love it. I think I take after my grandma in the sense that I don't like purses. She swears by her fanny packs and it took my family forever to talk her out of using it!

I took everything out of my 'purse' and here are the results:

Let's break it down a little bit.

{1} My wallet that I knitted.

{2} TicTacs - always white or orange!

{3} Joshua Tree Lip Balm-Healing Mint that I get from Vince's work/bike shop. It's so yummy!

{4} Can't go wrong with a little Watermelon Bubblicious in your life.

{5} U by Kotex compact tampons that I got in a free sample pack! They are all different and fun colors. At home I us OB tampons, but I like to keep these ones in my bag. {What this to much information? Sorry!}

{6} Aquaphor. I use it for tattoos, cuts, dry skin, as chapstick...pretty much anything skin related! 

{7} Doublemint gum, my favorite minty gum. 

{8} Snickerrrrrrrss in case I get hungry. What, peanuts are good for you!

{9} Loose change.

{10} Receipts. Tattoo receipts, grocery receipts, restaurant receipts...hey, I told you this is what I keep in my bag and I have tons of those!

{11} My glasses case. I tend to not put my glasses in the case though, so they end up all scratched...

{12} A headlamp. I'm a paranoid person and don't want to be in the dark without a headlamp! Plus, if I get kidnapped and I'm stuck in the trunk of a car, it would be nice to have some sort of light.

{13} My hand dandy green iPod with pink headphones.

{14} Floss. Generic, of course. Who wants to pay the extra 15 cents for name brand?

{15} Expensive prescription sunglasses that I frequently lose. 

{16} More chapstick. What is with me? Well, I guess this is actually lipgloss, Mentha Lip Shine from Bath & Body Works to be exact. This stuff is SO SHINY, not sticky, and tastes wonderful. It also makes your lips a tad tingly.

{17} Keys for work, home, and the Subaruuuuu.

{18} Inhaler. Yes, I'm a loser. I'm a skinny kid with asthma, you can start calling me names now. 

{19} Book. I always have a book with me wherever I go!

{20} My dirty planner. I always forget to write stuff in it, but I always have it with me. What usually happens is that I rip out pages to write notes on for managers at restaurants when I have good service or food.

So there you have it, my bag! I'll have my D-SLR thrown in there every once in a while and frequently carry a sweater, but those are constants.

What are some weird things you carry in you bags?