Space Cadet in Aisle 7

So last night, I was cooking a really quick new meal {which I will blog about later!} and wanted some corn bread with it. I had mixed everything and just needed to add buttermilk, so I went to get milk from my fridge to make some. Then I realized I had no milk! {I've been eating like 5 bowls of cereal a day for the past couple days and totaly downed pretty much the whole 1/2 gallon.} I decided to scratch the cornbread and do dishes while the food was cooking.

Then I realized I was out of dish soap! As I was getting frustrated and grumbling, Vince also

said he ran out of deodorant, so I decided to go to Target. As I was getting ready, I changed my mind and decided to just go to Walgreens, because I knew I would want to buy a bunch of stuff I didn't need{and wasn't in my budget!} if I went to Target.

I got in my car and started repeating my list out loud so I would remember everything. I told myself, "Three things: deodorant, milk, soap. DMS. Three things." I have to tell myself these things because I have the WORST memory, I kid you not. So I kept repeating this to myself as I drove to the store and walked through the store.

I first picked up deodorant. I knew exactly where that was. Then I proceeded to the kitchenaid aisle, or Aisle 7. I kept walking up and down it and could not find soap. There were bottle

openers, steam cleaners, sponges, drying racks...everything that I did not need. I couldn't find the soap anywhere! One thing I did find though, was a kitchen timer.

I have been telling myself for over a year that I need to get a timer. I am really bad at remembering the time I put something in the oven{again with the memory}, and I don't have a microwave to put a timer on. So I quickly swiped up that timer for only $3.99. I started to move on to the next item on my list and froze. The kitchen timer was not on my list. I couldn't think of the rest of my list because it threw me off!

So I walked up and down every single aisle trying to remember what I needed. I quickly remember milk when I walked past the pudding {weird thing to trigger my memory}. I couldn't remember the last item on my list for the life of me!

So I continued to walk up and down the aisles. Luckily, I found the dish soap after a short time. Aisle 7 was two separate aisles, 7a and 7b, and I had been looking in 7a the whole time. As I went towards the register I also picked up two Snickers bars.

So when I checked out I had:

1 gallon of milk

1 deodorant stick

1 kitchen timer

1 bottle of dish soap

2 Snickers bars

Anyone else have such a weird assortment of items?!

Side note: I can't believe how many people read my blog. It's only like 50 people a day, but that's 48 more than I thought would read it! So since I can't think of 50 people that would read it, you guys should introduce yourselves to me! I've gotten quite a few emails from people, but they are never signed. =[ And if you have a blog, you should leave me a link.

I bet you all just come here to look at pictures of my dog.

In human clothes.